When Patrick and I were dating he told me that in Chile they call the hiccups hippos. Ever since, we have been refering to the hiccups as such.
Well, it is starting to get a little crowded in our apartment with all the hippos Joslyn keeps bringing in. She gets the hippos at least three times a day. Pretty soon, there won't be any room for the three of us to live. Good thing we are moving into a bigger place.